methfall:

2-shane-s:

Date someone who will date you

Need me a freak like that

eatingisfab:

my beauty is called ugly

roachpatrol:

itchycoil:

Whenever you’re feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill

thank you

allteensrelate:

when your friend is lying but you know the truth 

(Source: allteenrelates)

precumming:

when you go to pet a dog and it growls at you

just-gypsy-caroline:

dangergays:

My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

I like the sound of your grandmother.